i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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