you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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