I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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