You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
