Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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