Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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