I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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