I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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