Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
