So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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