It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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