Duck Duck Cougar?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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