im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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