at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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