They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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