I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Never underestimate the power of titties
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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