3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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