just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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