The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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