Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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