i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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