i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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