We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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