Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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