in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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