i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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