This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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