I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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