my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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