Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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