i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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