ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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