There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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