I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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