why didn't you poke me back
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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