He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I accidentally burped into my bong.
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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