You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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