mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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