shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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