Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
do nipples grow back?
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