What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
When are your genitals available?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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