Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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