I want to have your abortion
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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