I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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