lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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