i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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