I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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