I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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