So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
my being single is dangerous.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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