what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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