I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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