And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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