im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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