so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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