No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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