I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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