clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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