Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
wow bdsm is so cute
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