We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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