I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.