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• (408): View more from California

  420 ftw

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• (817): View more from Texas

  MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.

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• (315): View more from New York

  in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."

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• (646): View more from New York

  He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them

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• (845): View more from New York

  There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.

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  Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.

  (213): View more from California

  I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed

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• (530): View more from California

  im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point

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